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Welcome to Funkytown

Hola Bitcholas, I am in a funk...and have been for a few weeks now. I'm not talking about 'funk' like, 'where's my bass, let's lay some bad-ass sh*t down!'...or a 'funk' like, 'Goddamn you smell like the ass of a dead raccoon that just climbed out of of the ass of another dead raccoon'. No, I'm in... Read More

Kitty Roca?

Hola Bitcholas, As we do, we got side-tracked today with talk of food that looks like poop. Sounds ridiculous, but someone brought up the Baby Ruth candy bar. They're delicious, sure, but they straight up look like sh*t. I was confident that Baby Ruths' were the only one...but no. Here were a few... Read More

We'll Have the Barry Smoothie!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day so, naturally, we had our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked: "If you had to consume the ashes of a cremated friend, how would you prefer it?": Smoothie Brownie Dry rub on chicken Roll it in a blunt and smoke them Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY... Read More

We Kid Because We Love!

Hola Bitcholas, This is not an official Mens Room Poll, but the idea had us laughing before the show. You see, our very own Mike Hawk is often described as "the whitest man in America". I don't think anyone means it as a negative (except me, of course) it's just an observation. And as best I can... Read More

The Frothy Darkness

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sweaty all day. No idea why. I feel ok, but I'm glistening with my own moisture. Could be from the beer last night, but I refuse to believe that. I didn't get terribly drunk, nor was I hungover this morning. So why all the sweat? I'm not really expecting an answer. On the... Read More

Welcome to the Squirrel Zoo!

Hola Bitcholas, As happens from time to time, a question pops into my mind and I am forever distracted by it. And like most questions that contaminate my thinking space, I COULD just Google it...but that wouldn't contribute to the healthy dose of mania to which I've grown accustomed. For reasons... Read More

Try Not to Admit Your Crime On the Air!

Hola Bitcholas, We asked, what I thought, was a simple question sure to inundate us with interesting stories. I was so wrong. We asked, "why were the police there to arrest somebody?" There are endless tales of police interaction but, seemingly, none of them were interesting. Not the stories we... Read More

Pinnochi-NO, She Didn't

Hola Bitcholas, It was "Big Dummy" day, and usually I take this opportunity to share our Men's Room Poll...and I will, but first I must share this one particular question and answer from earlier. The question was 'what Biblical figure was in a whale's belly for three days and three nights?' The... Read More


Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie to you...been distracted today. I'm not talking about the actual show. The show is the one time I actually focus because the show is a good time. The 'other' work is, like most places, just stuff. Because of this 'stuff', I was distracted. At one point I couldn't find... Read More

For Pete, It's Fake

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "what ended horribly?". We got plenty of calls and emails, etc and most of the stories were pretty damn good. My personal favorite involved a guy heading to a job interview with 'bubble guts'. He sneezes and, simultaneously sh*ts himself. Ah, but someone else called... Read More