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Piroshkys to the Castle of Kindess

Hola Bitcholas, Strange thing happened this morning. It was strange because someone did something nice. Sadly, niceties are a rare thing these days, but you knew that. Anyway, I was heading to Peroshky Peroshky, home of delicious peroshskis. You probably pieced that together. Ah, but as I was... Read More

Does Not Compute

Hola Bitcholas, Maybe it's me. Maybe computers do not like me or there is some weird electrical current that courses through my veins and prevents them from, you know, computing, but it's been a day of frustration. There may be no audible evidence of this, but I actually start working on the show... Read More

Do NOT Talk About One of These

Hola Bitcholas, It was 'Big Dummy' day so, as we do, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. With the holidays coming up, we wanted to now which of these topics you hope to NOT have to talk about with family: Politics Religion Money Personal matters? Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! Read More

Vroom Womb!

Hola Bitcholas, There's a (remarkable and creepy) story floating around about the first baby born from the womb of a dead person. I kinda worded that wrong; the kid's biological mother has a condition where the womb didn't fully form. She received a womb transplant from a forward a... Read More

Blame the People!

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot to write a blog yesterday. It happens. So here I am today. Today we asked...well, we didn't 'ask', it was a fill-in-the-blank...but we wanted to know, "one time I had to clean up _____________!" We had 3 or 4 news stories to support the question and NONE of them had... Read More

International Boat Meat Day!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy International Boat Meat Day ! Yes, that is what today is. Does anyone other than us know about it? Highly unlikely, but today is that day. On that note, we're having the Mens Room Black Party tonight. Let me be clear, Mens Room Black is the beer, not me! So we're having a... Read More

As Seen On TV for ME?!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day. In addition to our myriad of trivia questions, we also conduct our weekly Men's Room Poll. Today we visited the wonderful world of "as seen on tv" products.​ We tried to offer up a selection of 'classics' and they are as follows: Billy the Big Mouth Bass... Read More

Don't Get Cold Feet On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sleeping like sh*t the last few days and have no idea why. But that's not the problem. The problem is that after I finally settle into a slumber, it's only a few hours later that my daughter finds her way into my bed (not a Goddamn thing wrong with HER bed, but...) and... Read More

Thrill Nose Your Struggle

Hola Bitcholas, I have been blowing my nose all day and just as quickly as I can dislodge some gooey nonsense from either nostril, they fill back up. That's just how it goes sometimes, but you forget how absolutely f**king annoying it is. It's like a having a sore throat. It happens to all of us... Read More

Hoppy Holidays, Bitcholas!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy f**king holidays and all that, Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. My daughter informed me that Thanksgiving is "the worst holiday ever". Naturally, I asked why and she explained that she hates the food. I used to too....but I didn't tell her that I'm, not impressed either... Read More