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Tina, Tina, the Low-Hanging Hyena

Hola Bitcholas, You look fantastic today. I have a question; why do so many people know so many things about female hyena genitalia? I admit that this is a stupid question. Well, maybe it's not 'stupid', per se, but it is a fairly unexpected one. I think that's fair. Earlier today Miles and I were... Read More

Are You Team Banana or Onion?

Hola Bitcholas, How was your weekend? It doesn't matter...I can't hear you. I got sucked into drawing a comic for my son. Apparently I agreed to this on Saturday night...although I have no recollection of this...and no, I wasn't drunk. Sunday morning my son is at my bedside waking me up (early) to... Read More

When You Cannot Win

Hola Bitcholas, There's just no making people happy. Trust me, we know this to be true, but still, there are moments when you're reminded that there is no bottom to it. Case-in-point, we found out during the show that a loyal listener died last night. Her husband reached out to us and shared a... Read More

Have This Day Your Daily Thrill

Hola Bitcholas, I don't do 'metrics'. In other words, I have no idea how many people may or may not read the Big Brown Blog...but Wobin, who has access to said 'metrics', assures me that there are plenty of you out there. For that, thank you. Not sure what the appeal is, but I'm glad YOU do! To... Read More

The Officer Wanted to Know Y

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine...except for my bubbling guts. Not sure what it is, but I had Alfredo last night. Alfredo consists primarily of cream...and I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I forget about that. My gut has been reminding me all day. Anyway, we talked about '... Read More

Our Bucket List Interviews Are a Plenty!

Hola Bitcholas, These are the people I'd like to interview; - the man whose "penis is too small!" - the "bitch" who got "cut off!" - the bride's maid who "wedding puked" - the wedding couple when the "owl hits the window" - 'Jay'... as in, "let's reel it in, Jay!" - Not Joey Chestnut, but the guy... Read More

Too Late to Unsee Your Evil?

Hola, Bitcholas, We asked today, 'what did you not need to see?' In a nutshell, this is what we learned; walking in on family members having sex and other people's dirty underwear are the most consistent offenders. Fair enough. That's all I've got today because, frankly, I wanna stop picturing all... Read More

The NHL Playoffs of Disappointment

I watch a lot of sports, but the one sport I don't watch enough of is the National Hockey League. Hockey is a great sport and sometimes I wish I knew more about it, but as a kid it was one of the few sports I did not play. I have a great friend of min,e Steve Migs from our morning show and he is a... Read More

Relief from Behind or BUST!

Hola Bitcholas, I told you yesterday that I would stop talking about my ass on this blog. Well, I lied. If you don't know, I've been suffering from a 'something-something" cyst. It hurts. it sucks, all that crap. Last night I was playing Matilda (that is my acoustic bass...not to be confused with... Read More

When You Have an ACTUAL Pain in the Butt

Hola Bitcholas, Yesterday's blog was dedicated to my ass. Not in some vain way, but a complaint that this cysty bitch is bringing me nothing but pain. That said, there was a wonderful outpouring of sympathy and support for me and my ass. So, thank you? Also, many of you shared similar stories of... Read More