Be Gone, Bodily Demons!

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

January 14, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

How was the weekend? I think I spent most of mine on the toilet. OK, that's an overstatement but there was a point yesterday where I 'visited' the toilet 5 times in 30 minutes.​ It was impressive and disturbing all at once.  

I'm not sure if I'm getting sick, got sick or was expunging some foreign entity that had trespassed my bowels, but it was not fun.  

Complicating things were my kids who, it seems, always need to ask me something 'important' as soon as I mount the throne and/ or the f**king cat. The cat has this incredibly frustrating habit of sliding her paw under the door, hooking it upward and then shaking the door in it's frame.

I just wanted to poop in peace. Is that asking too much? The answer is 'yes'.  

Woke up this morning...and while I feel better, it's akin to a hurricane being downgraded from Category 5 to Category 4; it's not as bad, but it's still bad. It's still bad.  

OK, I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

 

 

 

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