Baddest Jokes in the Whole Damn Town

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

March 1, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

As we do every Friday, we did our "Bad Jokes" segment. Honestly, it's hit and miss, but today was pretty good.  

For your consideration, here's a small sample of what we got today: (and we wouldn't want to mince the immaculate grammar)

 

How come the toilet paper couldn't cross the road because it kept getting stuck in the crack.

 

What does a woman and windshield wipers have in common? They both squeal when their dry.

 

What do your mom and an electrician have in common? They both strip to make ends meet!!

 

My dad said son if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind I said dad I'm over here.

 

Why can't Peter pan get a date? Because he never lands But the best part about that joke It doesnt get old.

 

A blonde looked in a box of Cheerios and said "Wow! Donut seeds!"

 

Did you hear about the midget who got robbed? I can't believe someone would stoop that low.

 

What do you call a dog with short legs and big steel balls? Sparky.

 

How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a goose.
 

What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won't go down.

 

What did the basketball loving dairy farmer name his prized milk cow? Cream Abdul Jabar.
 

​Maybe you laughed, maybe you didn't. That's what we heard.

 

Enjoy the weekend, bitches.

 

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!