Dag Nab WHAT Though?

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

October 23, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, "What happened on the plane?"...so naturally, we got into a lengthy discussion about cursing. Well, not 'cursing', per se, but curse-substitutes.  

See, most of us on the show are filthy-mouthed a$$ho!es. We curse (or is it 'cuss') a lot. A lot a lot. Not on the air, as any profane statement uttered over the ether will cost you a cool $350,000. Seriously. In fact, I've been lobbying for 'dj insurance'.  We'd all pay about $10 a month and when or if someone drops a 'bomb' over the air, the insurance would cover it. I think it's a good idea, so it'll never happen.

Ah, but, when it comes to cursing (cussing) all of us have mouths stolen from sailors...except Mike. Mike is decent human being (mostly) but like any of us, things happen that make him wanna say horrible sh*t...but he doesn't. No, Mike says things like "dab-gum". For real.

Somehow, "dab gum" sparked a heated debate among listeners. People got heated and told us things like, "It's not dab gum, it's dad-gum!" Or, "it's not dab gum, it's dag nabbit!"  "Gawldurnt", 'dag gummet', 'gosh doggit', etc.   

I'll just stick with 'Goddammit'.  

There's also a fairly healthy list of celebrity names that are fine replacements for profanity:  Bob Saget, John Bobbit, Tom Brady, Cam Newton, etc.

That's what I've got today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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