Live or Let Die: Bug Edition

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

April 24, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked about bugs. Bugs have a way of being able to f**k up your whole day merely by revealing their existence within a certain proximity to you. There was no shortage of stories proving the point.

What I learned today was that there are 2 types of people in the world. Sure, that saying has been around forever, but my point is that you are either a 'bug murderer' (like myself) or a 'bug savior' (like Miles).

Scenario: There's a giant spider in the house; do you (a) find a paper towel, gentle nestle it in the folds, carry it to the closest door or window and set it free...or...(b) do smash the alimight, ever-loving f**k outta that motherf**ker and send to spider-Valhalla?

Miles is an (a) while I'm a (b) guy all the way. There are no exceptions to this.  

That's what I've got.  

Until tomorrow, seriously, don't let the bed bugs bite and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

And get 1 or 5 tickets to Pain in the Grass now!