On the Way to Disney

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

January 4, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Figured out how to make any sad story sadder...or any happy story happier for that matter. Just add these 5 magic words; "...on the way to Disney".   

This was a tragic discovery we made earlier in the day. There was a story in the news that was already horrible...but the headline ended with "on the way to Disney" and it made the whole thing worse.  

You could say any-damn-thing even mildly FML-ish and you'll get the pity-party you're looking for as long as you add the 5 magic words.

ex;  "found out my fly was down...on the way to Disney".  

"stubbed my toe...on the way to Disney."

"I pooped in my pants a little...on the way to Disney".

See what I'm saying?

 

On the other hand, you can make anything sound better too.

"I won ten dollars on a scratch-off...on the way to Disney".

Yep.

I'm outta here.

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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