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April 2, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?"

 

The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her TO jail that her story got interesting.

In England, a woman masturbated on the tube. She wasn't subtle. It was 10 minutes of "vigorous rubbing", moaning and STOMPING HER FOOT AGAINST THE WINDOW. I get that it was a good "session", but damn, a little subtlety goes a long way.

In Pennsylvania, a man did NOT masturbate in front of Starbuck's customers. He DID expose himself to the customers at Starbuck's...and POOPED in front of customers.  

And then there's the guy in New York who didn't masturbate, expose himself OR poop. Nope, he broke into a woman's house, licked her face...and then left.

That's all you need to know. People.  

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

And get your Pain in the Grass Mens Room Happy Hour and a Half tickets while you're here, bitcholas!