Hold the Beauty, This is All Beastly

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

October 5, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

For about 3000 different reasons, this week has sucked. Just one of those weeks, you know? But, today being Friday and all, the culmination of the week came crashing home.

The one positive from the week and how sh*tty it's been was an improv version of "S*ck My Dick"...but sang to the tune of "Be Our Guest" from 'Beauty and the Beast'. It goes something like this:

 

'Suck my d*%k, suck my d*&k,

When it's v)*ny and it's thick

You can c_#ke upon the sh&%t or

C^@ke just on the +!p

 

You can suck my b*s

You can suck it all

Suck my d*)k, suck my d*@k,

SUCK MY D*****cc&#$$$'

 

That brought us some joy...and we encourage you to belt this song out as needed.  

 

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

And while you're here, lock in your tickets to #BourbonandBaconFest!