The Mens Room

The News Blues

Hola Bitcholas, Totally spaced out on writing a blog today until Wobbin asked me, "is there a blog today?" My response was "f***********K!" Wobbin took that as a sure sign that I was working it. And now I'm proving her right. Truth-be-told, I was terribly distracted all day by the news. The news...
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Working for the Super Weekend

Hola Bitcholas, Today is MLK Jr. Day so much of the American workforce is off today. Not us. We COULD have had the day off but we decided to work today and exchange this day for the Monday after the Super Bowl. Taking that particular Monday off isn't about getting super-drunk for the Super Bowl. It...
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The Delicate Dolphin

Hola Bitcholas, Today we wanted to know the 'story you tell where alcohol was involved'. Naturally, there was no shortage to booze-soaked tales...but we got side-tracked by two entirely different topics. The first "shiny object" that distracted us involved jury duty. Miles, you see, has been...
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Wall Art That Does Anything But Spark Joy

Hola Bitcholas, Today is the day of our 'Mens Room Poll', where we ask you something stupid. Or uncomfortable. This week was no different. Today we wanted to know which of the following posters you'd display in your home: Kevin Spacey Harvey Weinstein Bill Cosby R. Kelly Yep. Until tomorrow, do...
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Finger Licking Fear!

Hola Bitcholas, ​Went to Starbuck's earlier today for a big ol' frosty mug of fart-juice. Fart-Juice is what we, affectionately, call the 'venti' caramel frappucino. It's delicious because it's made from sugar and fat. Side note: I always tell them my name is 'Agamimnon'...mostly because they'll...
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Inviting Greta Van Fleet's Kiszka to Kiss It!...for Rocks Sake

Hola Bitcholas, Sam Kiszka is the bass player of Greta Van Fleet. Truth-be-told, he plays some very slick lines, the band is pretty bad ass and as a result of that, he has my absolute respect AND he can kiss my ass...for the exact reasons I just named. That said, he's truly a nice guy, so I kinda...
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Sit and Spin with Sam of Greta Van Fleet!

This time we had in Sam from Greta Van Fleet to help us Sit and Spin! Related Show/Host: The Mens Room
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Be Gone, Bodily Demons!

Hola Bitcholas, How was the weekend? I think I spent most of mine on the toilet. OK, that's an overstatement but there was a point yesterday where I 'visited' the toilet 5 times in 30 minutes.​ It was impressive and disturbing all at once. I'm not sure if I'm getting sick, got sick or was expunging...
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Destroying the Evidence!...of Children

Hola Bitchola, It's Friday and this makes me happy. Understand, I love our job so it's not about that. Because of the holidays, my routine, like a lot of other people's, has been a little wonky. But tomorrow, I get to watch my kid play soccer again. Didn't expect it to happen, but it turns out that...
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Not the Nude, Dude!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was quite a day...and it was also "Big Dummy" day. Per usual, we conducted our weekly Mens Room Poll and I, for one, rather enjoyed the scenario. Here 'tis: Naked pictures of you are accidentally sent to one of the following; who do you pick: Your boss Your Mother/ father Your...
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