Kids

What's the Adult Equivalent of a Snow Day?

Hola Bitcholas, ​Word has it that my kids are finally going to go back to school tomorrow. I've lost track of how many days they've been off but it's been plenty. The thing that occurred to me today was what snow is in the eyes of a school-aged child. I never really considered it until today, but...
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The Noises You NEVER Forget

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about 'kids being kids' moments...whether it's kids of your own or you as a kid. The question was inspired by myriad of different stories; 'kid calls 911 for help with homework...'kid calls 911 because he got snow pants for Christmas'... 'kid gets lost in forest for...
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Who is Who, What?

Hola Bitcholas, As a parent, there are all manner of small, magical moments you get to enjoy with your kids. Some, you have to manufacture, like taking them to Disney or some comparable bullsh*t. Other times it's a moment when your kid discovers (and appreciates) something YOU enjoy. Case-in-point...
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Be Gone, Bodily Demons!

Hola Bitcholas, How was the weekend? I think I spent most of mine on the toilet. OK, that's an overstatement but there was a point yesterday where I 'visited' the toilet 5 times in 30 minutes.​ It was impressive and disturbing all at once. I'm not sure if I'm getting sick, got sick or was expunging...
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Destroying the Evidence!...of Children

Hola Bitchola, It's Friday and this makes me happy. Understand, I love our job so it's not about that. Because of the holidays, my routine, like a lot of other people's, has been a little wonky. But tomorrow, I get to watch my kid play soccer again. Didn't expect it to happen, but it turns out that...
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That End of Year Feel

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our last show of the year that was...and still is...2018. Yes, we know there's still 2 weeks left in the year, but, well, they gave us the time off and we're all about taking advantage of it. That, and I can't wait to hang out with the kids. True thing...but don't tell...
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Hoppy Holidays, Bitcholas!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy f**king holidays and all that, Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. My daughter informed me that Thanksgiving is "the worst holiday ever". Naturally, I asked why and she explained that she hates the food. I used to too....but I didn't tell her that I'm, not impressed either...
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Give Our Pants a Chance

Hola Bitcholas, Like a lot of people, I'll dress differently for work than I do for hanging out with kids on the weekend, etc. I don't have 'work' clothes but I'll wear things that I don't generally rock on the weekend. Wasn't always that way. Before kids, I looked the same all the time. After kids...
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Parental Figure Hater?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did you not tell your parents about at the time?" Through the whole show I kept wondering what MY kids would say if they were to call. Truth is, I don't wanna know. I know they're gonna do dumb and/or horrible sh*t in their lives, but I really don't wanna know...
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You Call it a WHAT?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was an interesting show. We asked, "When was the last time you or someone else said, 'I've never heard it called that before'? We were inspired by a woman who posted to Twitter, a story about how she had to figure out what her 5-year-old daughter meant when she mentioned a '...
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