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Why You Want to Seem Older and Heavier

Hola Bitcholas, First, thank you everyone for the exceptionally kind words regarding our 3000th show. The outpouring was unexpected and very humbling. That said, today was our 3001st show! That's one MORE than 3000 and we got nothin'! Nothin', I say. I mean, if 3000 is a big deal, then certainly...
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Parental Figure Hater?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did you not tell your parents about at the time?" Through the whole show I kept wondering what MY kids would say if they were to call. Truth is, I don't wanna know. I know they're gonna do dumb and/or horrible sh*t in their lives, but I really don't wanna know...
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