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Which Could You Do Without?

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and lived it up to it's name! Soooo...thank you? At any rate, Big Dummy day is the day of the mighty Mens Room Poll! Today we wanted you to cut one thing out of your life for the rest of your days...but it was your choice. Which could you give up easiest: Your... Read More

How did you get THAT?

Hola Bicholas, Today we asked 'how did you get that horrible thing you got?' as in a disease or other affliction. Multiple headlines contributed to us asking but man, oh man. The stories we heard today from you, our beloved listener, were f**king crazy. This is what I figured out; I do not want... Read More

Yes, It's Too Early for These Sit and Spin Songs

Hola Bitcholas, Today on 'Sit and Spin', Ryan Castle brought us "10 Unnecessary Christmas Songs". Sure, it's only September 17th, but the 'holiday season' seems to encroach on Labor Day a little more each year. I can't explain it but Christmas, it seems, knows no bounds. Some of the bigger... Read More

Thank You for Making Redfestival a Party!

Hola Bicholas, Holy hell, Saturday, Redfestival was f**king awesome! It really was. The vibe was spectacular, so thank you if you were there. And I wanna be clear; everyone kept thanking US! We just threw a party. You showed up and made it awesome, so thank you! Until tomorrow, do what you do best... Read More

What Could Win You a Million Dollars?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you would do the BEST at in an effort to win $1,000,000! - Compete in some kind of 'cook- off'...your choice of food A spelling bee Jeopardy or American Ninja... Read More

Redfestival-isms to Know for This Saturday's Party!

Hola, bitcholas! Our annual outdoor drinking extravaganza is THIS SATURDAY! You may have heard that our email is down, so instead of blasting you with robo calls or pigeons wearing teeny-tiny scrolls of information, I decided to post it here instead. The 'Dos and Don'ts', as they were, of our party... Read More

The Death of All Things Ridiculous

Hola Bitcholas, Soooooooo, we talked about death today! Yup. Always a fun and entertaining subject. Of course that is not true, but today's death conversation wasn't as morose as most death conversations because the kind of death stories we were conversing about were stupid. Sure, death isn't... Read More

Get Caught Doing Only ONE of These

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and that means we conducted are Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was the suggestion of Morgan. Who's Morgan? Don't know, but he listens to the show and, therefore, is awesome. Anyway, inspired by Kanye West and his recent earwax eating incident, Morgan suggested... Read More

Get Tickets to Redfestival for Half the Price!

Hola Bitcholas, Hi, I plan on going to New Originals practice AND drinking copious amounts of alcohol. That is an important element to any band practice where the end objective is not to be too good. That said, we really need to nail this practice because it is the ONE practice we will have before... Read More

Redfestival Festivities Will Rock You!

Hola Bitcholas, Hi there, you sexy little monkeys, I hope you had a good Labor Day weekend. Not my fault if you didn't, but I hope you did. Now, looking forward, we should all turn our attention to Redfestival, yes? It's only a week and a half away and it's starting to creep into my veins akin to... Read More