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Poppyseed Muffins and Bagels Are About to Ruin Your UA

The Mens Room Poppyseed Challenge Results Are In!

Hola Bitcholas, Well, for the last week or so, our very own Mike Hawk has been eating poppy seed- related foods...muffins, bagels, etc...in an effort to get a 'false-positive' reading‚Äč for opiates on a UA that we all took today. Again, we ALL took one today. If you're interested, here's a video of... Read More
Choose Your Hobby Wisely

What Would You Try If There Were No Consequences?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day, so you know what that means? Do you? "Big Dummy" day is the day we conduct our world- revered Mens Room Poll. Today we asked you to pick the drug...with all of its highs and lows...that you would like to try. You won't get addicted or arrested, you just... Read More
XFL and the Mens Room Meat Meet

The Seattle Dragons Host the Best Meat Meet!

Hola Bitcholas, I am a football fan. Have been since age 7 and have spent decades riding the roller coaster of fandom. It's exhausting, more-often-than-not it's heartbreaking, occasionally it's celebratory but it's ALWAYS entertaining. So the XFL got me excited. Straight up. This past Saturday I... Read More
Choose your chomp!

Chomp on ONE of These!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so, as we do, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was based on some of what we talked about on yesterday's show, when we asked, "when did food do you wrong?" You can imagine some of the answers we got...and if you can't, today's poll should clear that... Read More
Oh NO

Take On The FCC Like Ted!

Hola! Another Ted vs The FCC loss was collected last time and we want to know if YOU could outdo Ted's record! Play You vs The FCC on The Mens Room app anytime and do send us video proof if you're feeling brave. Ted vs The FCC collected an L for the record last time! Outdo his skills in The Mens... Read More
This poll dance is different

But Which Bothers You LEAST?

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day so...wait for it...keep waiting...we conducted our world-famous, globally respected Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was inspired by a caller from yesterday. We asked the question, "Who or what ruined the moment?" Our caller regaled us with a story about a first date with... Read More
Down with the FCC!

Another Shocking Win in Ted vs The FCC

Holaaa! Another Ted vs the FCC is in the books and he came away with a shocking WIN! As you know, we stay up until the wee hours of the morn' concocting rhymes and riddles sure to trip up Ted, but he bested us this round - Ted tacked on another WIN last time in Ted vs The FCC! Take on the rhymes... Read More
What got YOU in trouble?

That Time You Got Arrested

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked 'Why were you or someone you know arrested?' The inspiration for the question came from a list we stumbled upon. The list revealed the top 10 most arrested celebrities. Most of the usual suspects were on the list; Lindsay Lohan, Chris Brown, Bobby Brown, DMX, OJ... Read More
Poll It UP

Choose the TV Titan!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as usual, we conducted the most scientific bit of academia available this side of the mighty Mississippi. I'm speaking, of course, about our Mens Room Poll. Today we piggy-backed onto a discussion that has caused MUCH consternation among us AND you over the... Read More
How did you let that happen multiple times?

What Happened Multiple Times?

Hola! We want to know "What can you not believe happened more than once?" It could be that you won the lottery, got away with skipping class or as one friend of the show said, "I'm in construction and I have been shot five times in the hand and one time in my shin bone due to ricochets or misfires... Read More