Heart Burn Breaks You!

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

April 1, 2019

Hola, Bitcholas,

Today is Monday and it feels that way. Not a bad day, per se, but I've been dragging ass. Went to bed with the hiccups (nothing new) which became heartburn. Again, not uncommon, but no Tums!

Turns out that mixing baking soda and water is a good way to kill heartburn. It's also a good way to build a massive gas bubble in your gut that manifests about 30 seconds later into a belch. Not just any belch, but a deep, guttural belch. While I enjoy the burping, this was all going down around 3:30 this morning.  

Didn't sleep for sh*t, and when I finally did doze off around 5:30, I got about 2 hours deep before waking up to my kids screaming at each other.

I don't know what they were fighting about...and didn't ask...and do not care...but I 'convinced' them to shut up about it. It worked, but I spent the rest of the morning amazed at just how far out my daughter can push her lower lip when she's pissed. If you're familiar with the cover of "The Dude" from Quincy Jones, just know she looked like that.

OK, I'm outta here, bitches.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!