99.9 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

October 15, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

My head has been splitting all day but that's my fault. Well, it is the fault of the alcohol that I consumed...it being a  toxin and all. Admittedly, the alcohol didn't force its way into my mouth, but once it got there, it found its way to my belly.

At this point, the alcohol sabotaged my motor skills, speech pattern and reworked my neural pathways to believe that pouring MORE of it into my mouth would be a fantastic idea. So I did.

At some point, I made it home, where the alcohol helped me find sleep easily. However, this morning, when I needed to get up for work, the alcohol was very insistent that I should stay asleep. In spite of its insistence, I got out of bed and came to work.

This made the alcohol unhappy, so it sent a demolition crew to the inside of my skull. That crew has been attempting to break through my head.  

I will repeat this exact thing tonight.

I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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