Tell Us About That Thing You Bought

Thrill's Big Brown Blog

October 4, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, "What did you buy and how much did it cost?"

Sadly, the inspiration for today's query involves a woman in North Carolina. She traded her two-year-old kid for a 1992 Plymouth Laser. A 1992 Plymouth Laser.

There is all manner of reason that this is so incredibly f**ked up...and I don't need to explain it to you, but what REALLY gets me is this; if you MUST trade your kid for a vehicle...and I'm not saying you should...or shouldn't...but if you're going to, get something better than a f**king 1992 Plymouth Laser.

The kid will, inevitably, hear this story...that her biological mother traded her for a car, but a Plymouth Laser? At least go for a Maseratti or something. Just sayin'.

I'm outta here.  

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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