The Mens Room

Redfestival is Coming September 14th!

Hola Bitcholas, We announced the date for this year's Red Festival! September 14th at the Enumclaw Expo Center. ..so mark your calendars. Like every year we will offer beer, food and music but this year we might have a little 'extra'. I can't get into all the 'details' because (1) there aren't any...
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Mens Room Redfestival

Mens Room Redfestival is a celebration of everything Mens Room including beer, sausage, and other dumb stuff. Enjoy a day full of music, outdoor drinking and more! General admission tickets are just $20 and get you in the door all day. 4-packs are only $60 Upgrade your experience to VIP or Premium...
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You Do NOT Want to Do THIS Sort of Streaking

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What's the streak you wanted to end?". This was inspired a few different surveys about people's hygiene; how often you brush your teeth, wash your sheets, change your underwear (???) and 'what would happen if you didn't shower for a year'. You don't have to be an...
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Three's Company!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and you know what that means...do you? Do you know what that means? Yes? No? What that means is that we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which one of these mascots you would invite for the third person in a threesome: Aunt Jemima (...
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Genius of the Comedic Variety!

Hola Bitcholas, I had this remarkably clever blog ready to go today. Had a stroke of comedic genius last night, feverishly wrote down some bullet points and came in excited to share it with you. Every-so-often, like 'lightning in a bottle', as they say, you have this moment of profound comical...
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You Had the ONE Job!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Question of the Day was, "Who really messed up?" The Question was inspired by a story out of India. The Indian Navy proudly launched the country's first-ever nuclear submarine. The $2.9 billion dollar vehicle launched from harbor to much fanfare. And promptly sank. Sure,...
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Mens Room Mad Libs!

Hola Bitcholas, Another Monday, another series of 'Random Question Questions'. Last Monday I started entertaining myself behind the scenes by doing Mad Libs. Yup. I asked each caller to provide me a noun or verb or whatever is needed. So this week, I read last week's results and then started a...
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We Don't Wish This On Anyone!

Hola Bitcholas,​ Today we asked, "What happened to you that you hope does not happen to anyone else?" The question was inspired a series of nightmare fueled news stories including, but not limited to the story of a man who had a spider in his ear. It was in his ear long enough that it made a web. A...
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Choose Your Nugget!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here in the Men's Room and it didn't disappoint. Maybe it DID disappoint, but let's just say it lived up to the name. Sadly, most of the dummies were members of this very show...myself included. It was just one of those days where we went (merrily) off the rails from...
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Bird's the Word!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did the bird do?" Sounds like a ridiculous question, and in many ways, it is. However, it seems that, pound for pound, birds are at the center of most animal-related news stories. Not 'cutesy' stories, but animal stories of misfortune seem to involve birds more...
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