The Mens Room

Pick Your Peanut Butter Preference!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so we conducted our Mens Room Poll...and this one hits close to home. You're making a PB&J sandwich: Wheat or white bread Creamy or crunchy peanut butter Grape jelly or other? Think wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! Pain in...
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Hiccup and Man Down!

Hola Bitcholas, I get the hiccups from time to time and few things suck more than getting them during the show. Sure, everyone gets hiccups and there is no shortage of 'cures' (and I have heard them ALL) but understand that mine get 'medical'. Both myself and my father deal with this sh*t and we...
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Butt Dial Tone Deaf

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "what's the story about your phone?" It was inspired by a story out of Tennessee that involved the always-dicey 'butt dial'. In this case, a man 'butt dialed' his girlfriend while he was having sex with someone else...who happened to be a dude. It should be noted that...
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Cover Your Gilly in Public

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to you. I don't mind Mondays, BUT I woke up this morning around 7am with the full belief that it was Sunday. I even took the time to quietly revel in the fact that I had "nothin' to do" 'today'. Then I heard my daughter saying something about school and it occurred to...
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Our 9th Seattle Rock Day in the Books!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was the 9th Annual Seattle Rock Day. Yeah, it's a thing...and it SHOULD be, considering the Emerald City's contribution to rock and the high regard with which it is held. That we work at the rock station IN Seattle is pretty epic. Truly. Back in '90 or '91 I was cutting my...
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Which Cereal Mascot Can Stay Awhile?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day and, as always, we conducted our world- famous Men's Room Poll. Today we asked which one of these breakfast cereal mascots you would choose to live with for a year: The Trix Rabbit Count Chocula Cap 'N Crunch Tony the Tiger. Personally, I'm all about the...
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Enough Achoo for Me and You!

Hola Bitcholas, Been sneezing all day. Between the flu making the rounds and allergy season upon us, I am by no means the only person suffering a case of the 'itchy nose', but it doesn't make it any less annoying. On the bright side, each sneeze is very satisfying. They dig deep and bring the...
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Pants, Pants, Give 'Em A Chance!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Heart Burn Breaks You!

Hola, Bitcholas, Today is Monday and it feels that way. Not a bad day, per se, but I've been dragging ass. Went to bed with the hiccups (nothing new) which became heartburn. Again, not uncommon, but no Tums! Turns out that mixing baking soda and water is a good way to kill heartburn. It's also a...
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Let the Booze Book Your Trip!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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