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Would You Endure This Sad Sandwich?

Would you attempt to enjoy this sad sandwich?
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Butt Dial Tone Deaf

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "what's the story about your phone?" It was inspired by a story out of Tennessee that involved the always-dicey 'butt dial'. In this case, a man 'butt dialed' his girlfriend while he was having sex with someone else...who happened to be a dude. It should be noted that...
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Butt Why?!

Hola Bitcholas, Butts were making headlines for various reasons; a woman pooped on a cop, a guy was busted smuggling gold in his rectum, another guy rubbed fruit on his naked ass at a grocery store and then put the fruit back on the shelf, etc. Inspired by the glutes we asked WHY WAS A BUTT PART OF...
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And Mingo Was His Name-O!

Hola Bitcholas, A couple of things from today: We were trying to remember the name of a football player whose name, to us, sounds like a really insulting racial slur. We were racking our brains trying to remember when listeners attempted to help. Some of the names suggested were Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix...
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Relief from Behind or BUST!

Hola Bitcholas, I told you yesterday that I would stop talking about my ass on this blog. Well, I lied. If you don't know, I've been suffering from a 'something-something" cyst. It hurts. it sucks, all that crap. Last night I was playing Matilda (that is my acoustic bass...not to be confused with...
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When You Have an ACTUAL Pain in the Butt

Hola Bitcholas, Yesterday's blog was dedicated to my ass. Not in some vain way, but a complaint that this cysty bitch is bringing me nothing but pain. That said, there was a wonderful outpouring of sympathy and support for me and my ass. So, thank you? Also, many of you shared similar stories of...
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Color Me Butthurt!

Hola bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine BUT, I'm suffering from the same thing that plagued me a few months ago...but I don't remember what it's called. It starts with 'p' and it's some kinda cyst that shows up on your upper butt crack. I know, I know, I'm very sexy. Can't help it. Anyway,...
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