chocolate

Anything But Peeps!

Hola Bitcholas, "Big Dummy" day here on the show of big dummies, and as we do, we conducted the highly respected, excruciatingly accurate, paragon of scientific specificity that is the Mens Room Poll. With Peter Cotton Tail right around the corner we asked about the contents of his basket...
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Do As I Say, Not As I Doo

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are you? I am suffering from bubble-guts and heartburn. There's a reason for this: I got real high last night (which is nothing new) but I smoked late. Got the munchies and, against my better judgement, I made a massive chocolate milkshake and eating a cheesesteak. It...
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