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Why You Want to Seem Older and Heavier

Hola Bitcholas, First, thank you everyone for the exceptionally kind words regarding our 3000th show. The outpouring was unexpected and very humbling. That said, today was our 3001st show! That's one MORE than 3000 and we got nothin'! Nothin', I say. I mean, if 3000 is a big deal, then certainly...
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Don't Get Cold Feet On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sleeping like sh*t the last few days and have no idea why. But that's not the problem. The problem is that after I finally settle into a slumber, it's only a few hours later that my daughter finds her way into my bed (not a Goddamn thing wrong with HER bed, but...) and...
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Costume of the Loom!

Hola Bitcholas, It's Halloween and plenty of people got dressed up today. Pretty much our entire office did. We didn't, but a LOT of our coworkers did. Seems that adults just LOVE All Hallow's Eve. No problem with that, I just never think about it. However, this morning I was greeted with these...
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Tooth Fairy: ENGAGE

Hola Bitcholas, Ahhhhhh, the joy of children. My daughter is 7-and-a half...and it's a remarkable age. You're getting smarter everyday but still innocent and believe in magical things...like the f**king tooth fairy. Daughter lost a tooth last night. Not her first tooth to go, but this particular...
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What Was YOUR First Concert?

Hola Bitcholas, My daughter is going to the Taylor Swift concert tonight. She's 7-and-a-half and this will be her first concert. While I'm not a fan of Taylor Swift or her music, I recognize that she's a f**king juggernaut and, frankly, my daughter loves Swift. So, this will be her first concert...
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