Don't Get Cold Feet On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sleeping like sh*t the last few days and have no idea why. But that's not the problem. The problem is that after I finally settle into a slumber, it's only a few hours later that my daughter finds her way into my bed (not a Goddamn thing wrong with HER bed, but...) and...
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Do You Dare Stomp?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day, so, as always, we conducted our Men's Room Poll: You have to walk barefoot in one of these locations: BOURBON STREET THE LAS VEGAS STRIP PUBLIC BATHROOM AT A TRAIN STATION‚Äč or... PORTA-POTTY AT A FESTIVAL. On a side note, where IS the grossest place you...
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What Would You Shoe?

Hola Bitcholas, Shoes have been in the news a lot lately. Nike's deal with Colin Kapernick has sparked the expected reaction and people are burning their shoes. The "ruby slippers" from 'The Wizard of Oz' were stolen 13 years a go in 2005. They found only a few days ago. I didn't know they were...
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