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The Name of Your Naughties

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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Finger Licking Fear!

Hola Bitcholas, ​Went to Starbuck's earlier today for a big ol' frosty mug of fart-juice. Fart-Juice is what we, affectionately, call the 'venti' caramel frappucino. It's delicious because it's made from sugar and fat. Side note: I always tell them my name is 'Agamimnon'...mostly because they'll...
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And Mingo Was His Name-O!

Hola Bitcholas, A couple of things from today: We were trying to remember the name of a football player whose name, to us, sounds like a really insulting racial slur. We were racking our brains trying to remember when listeners attempted to help. Some of the names suggested were Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix...
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Cha-Cha-Cha!

Hola Bitcholas, All you need to know is that at some point, Miles mispronounced the word 'diarrhea' as 'diaree-qua'. It was mildly funny, but 'diaree-qua', in our estimation, sounded, inevitably, like some unfortunate woman's name somewhere. A few minutes later it was confirmed that there is an...
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