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Surviving 50 Years Feels GOOD

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to all...if there is such a thing. My 50th birthday was on Friday. I'm still in disbelief, but only because I truly never thought I'd make it. I know everyone says that, but I can say with certainty that the first 30 years of my life were made up of a series of poor...
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Finger Licking Fear!

Hola Bitcholas, ​Went to Starbuck's earlier today for a big ol' frosty mug of fart-juice. Fart-Juice is what we, affectionately, call the 'venti' caramel frappucino. It's delicious because it's made from sugar and fat. Side note: I always tell them my name is 'Agamimnon'...mostly because they'll...
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