Pain

Enough Achoo for Me and You!

Hola Bitcholas, Been sneezing all day. Between the flu making the rounds and allergy season upon us, I am by no means the only person suffering a case of the 'itchy nose', but it doesn't make it any less annoying. On the bright side, each sneeze is very satisfying. They dig deep and bring the...
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Pants, Pants, Give 'Em A Chance!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Let the Booze Book Your Trip!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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Calling All Artists!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's blog is nothing more than a request from anyone out there who is a cartoonist, graphic designer, etc, to help us and help me. US: we have a show related project that you might enjoy. ME: I have a solo project that you might enjoy. That's my sale pitch, but truthfully, if you...
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Surviving 50 Years Feels GOOD

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to all...if there is such a thing. My 50th birthday was on Friday. I'm still in disbelief, but only because I truly never thought I'd make it. I know everyone says that, but I can say with certainty that the first 30 years of my life were made up of a series of poor...
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Alice in Chains Brings the Pain!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we played an Alice in Chains interview. They stopped by earlier this week and we chatted for a bit. It was supposed to be an 'interview', but we're us, they're them, and it was just a messy, nonsensical, ball-busting excuse to talk sh*t. Or as we call it, good times . They're...
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Relief from Behind or BUST!

Hola Bitcholas, I told you yesterday that I would stop talking about my ass on this blog. Well, I lied. If you don't know, I've been suffering from a 'something-something" cyst. It hurts. it sucks, all that crap. Last night I was playing Matilda (that is my acoustic bass...not to be confused with...
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When You Have an ACTUAL Pain in the Butt

Hola Bitcholas, Yesterday's blog was dedicated to my ass. Not in some vain way, but a complaint that this cysty bitch is bringing me nothing but pain. That said, there was a wonderful outpouring of sympathy and support for me and my ass. So, thank you? Also, many of you shared similar stories of...
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Color Me Butthurt!

Hola bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine BUT, I'm suffering from the same thing that plagued me a few months ago...but I don't remember what it's called. It starts with 'p' and it's some kinda cyst that shows up on your upper butt crack. I know, I know, I'm very sexy. Can't help it. Anyway,...
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Artsy, Fartsy, PAIN and a Party!

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure, I totally forgot about doing a blog. We've been far too distracted by the massive reveal of Pain in the Grass! That said, I'll take this opportunity to ask for artists. I'm working on a 'thing' with a few other guys and it involves visual art. That's all I can tell...
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