Poll

You Can't Unhear These!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here, so, as always, we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Just to upset you or make you sick to your core, we asked which of the following would you endure listening to: A parent having sex, but cheating Your significant other having sex, but cheating Your parents...
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Which Could You Bear for a Year?

Hola Bitcholas, 'Big Dummy' day today and more so than usual, today's contestants lived up to the name. Maybe the questions were unusually hard, but I really don't think that's the problem. Ah, but on 'Big Dummy' days, we also conduct our weekly Mens Room Poll. In honor of the 5-foot-tall dude from...
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Which One of These Stunts is for You?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, thus, the Mens Room Poll day. Today's poll was inspired by headlines we've read over the last few weeks. Today we asked which of these you would choose to do: Tightrope walk 25 stories up Spin on a gurney under helicopter for at least 3 minutes Swim 100...
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What a Croc of Choices!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked, 'which would you wear for a week straight': Crocs Socks with sandals Bike shorts Sweater vests? Personally, I picked sweater vests...not because I like them (I don't) but because I hate...
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Which One of These is On Your Do NOT Call List?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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Choose Your Annoyance!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so we, of course, conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we asked which of the following you'd choose to deal with: Stubbed Toe Biting Your Tongue Heartburn Swamp Ass There's no good answer, but as a chronic sufferer of heartburn, f**k that one. I guess I...
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Let Me Genitalia Where to Put It

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. The situation: For 24 hours, your penis or vagina (pa-gina?) will no longer between your legs. The options: Where on your body will you have it: Chin Forehead Nose Hand Pick wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do...
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Three's Company!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and you know what that means...do you? Do you know what that means? Yes? No? What that means is that we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which one of these mascots you would invite for the third person in a threesome: Aunt Jemima (...
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Choose Your Nugget!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day here in the Men's Room and it didn't disappoint. Maybe it DID disappoint, but let's just say it lived up to the name. Sadly, most of the dummies were members of this very show...myself included. It was just one of those days where we went (merrily) off the rails from...
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Taster's Choice!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, it was accompanied with our weekly Mens Room Poll. Today we offered you this opportunity; put your tongue in one of the following for 30 seconds: Stranger's nostril Bowling Bowl Finger Holes Porta-Potty Seat Gym Shower Floor As always, choose...
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