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Procrastinate Reality with Us!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to you. There IS such thing as a 'good Monday'. I know no one really likes Mondays ("does somebody have a case of the Mondays?") but I actually look forward to Mondays. On the surface it might sound like I just want to escape the kids after a long weekend of watching...
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Which Could You Bear for a Year?

Hola Bitcholas, 'Big Dummy' day today and more so than usual, today's contestants lived up to the name. Maybe the questions were unusually hard, but I really don't think that's the problem. Ah, but on 'Big Dummy' days, we also conduct our weekly Mens Room Poll. In honor of the 5-foot-tall dude from...
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Songs That Make You Scream!

Hola Bitcholas, For 'Sit and Spin' today we featured the 'Top Ten Songs That Sound Like Someone Stepped on a Lego' . If that sounds stupid it's only because it is precisely that. ​However, it was also remarkably funny. Credit to Mike Hawk. He walked into the office yesterday commenting that Brian...
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Fireworks, But Not Between Us!

Hola Bitcholas, It's no secret that this country has lost its collective mind. We're all aware of it; one 'side' blames another 'side', blah, blah, blah. It gets old in spite of being new each day. Well, tomorrow is the 4th of July, so here's a sincere hope that all of us can just enjoy it and...
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Practice Makes DAMMIT

Hola Bitcholas, Our 'house' band the New Originals is playing a gig this Sunday at Slim's Last Chance. It's part of an annual charity thing we do. Anyway, we're having our first practice tonight. I'm down with that. One of the songs we'd intended on playing was 'Cult f Personality' from Living...
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Which One of These Stunts is for You?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day, thus, the Mens Room Poll day. Today's poll was inspired by headlines we've read over the last few weeks. Today we asked which of these you would choose to do: Tightrope walk 25 stories up Spin on a gurney under helicopter for at least 3 minutes Swim 100...
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Sing Songs in This Voice From Now On

Hola Bitcholas, We're all 'hard' at work on our next 'Sit and Spin'. Everyone always has a ridiculous idea regarding 'Sit and Spin', but this week we're working on a collection of songs that sound 'romantic' or 'sexual' when you hear them, but would be remarkably creepy if it were spoken word...
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The Jambalaya Fiya!

Hola Bitcholas, Got a figurative hair up my ass last night and decided I wanted to randomly concoct dinner. Made a 'poor- man's' jambalaya with some incredibly spicy fried chicken on the side. Was feeling kinda 'New Orleans-ish'. Dinner, by the way, was f)$%ing fantastic. Sure, I'm bragging a bit,...
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You Into Baseball, Hon?

Hola Bitcholas, Heading to the Mariners/ Orioles game tonight at Safeco. No big deal except that I'm wearing my O's gear. I RARELY wear things with logos or anything at work. No real reason for that, but I generally keep that kinda stuff for the weekends. Anyway, today I'm going to the game and...
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What a Croc of Choices!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked, 'which would you wear for a week straight': Crocs Socks with sandals Bike shorts Sweater vests? Personally, I picked sweater vests...not because I like them (I don't) but because I hate...
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