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What a Croc of Choices!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. Today we asked, 'which would you wear for a week straight': Crocs Socks with sandals Bike shorts Sweater vests? Personally, I picked sweater vests...not because I like them (I don't) but because I hate...
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Maybe We're Overdue for That Plague?

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are ya? I only ask because I woke up in the worst f**king mood today. No particular reason, just one of those mornings. Sadly, as I do when I wake up, I immediately started surfing the news to see what's going on and any potential points of interest that might find...
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If You Could Do Anything Else, Would You?

Hola Bitcholas, Today, we did a little segment called "Ask the Mens Room"...which is precisely what it sounds like. Anyway, we were asked what we think we'd be doing for a living if not this show. None of us could reasonably answer. And, honestly, all of us really searched our collective brain, but...
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Which One of These is On Your Do NOT Call List?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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Delicious Euphemisms!

Hola Bitcholas, This is a question that all of us are often asked; '"So what do you do ​before the show...exactly." First of all, adding 'exactly' to the end is just sh*tty. I mean, seriously, why? Why... exactly? See what I'm saying? Sounds snarky. Anyway, here's a small slice of what happens...
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Choose Your Annoyance!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so we, of course, conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we asked which of the following you'd choose to deal with: Stubbed Toe Biting Your Tongue Heartburn Swamp Ass There's no good answer, but as a chronic sufferer of heartburn, f**k that one. I guess I...
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Let Me Genitalia Where to Put It

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, we conducted our Mens Room Poll. The situation: For 24 hours, your penis or vagina (pa-gina?) will no longer between your legs. The options: Where on your body will you have it: Chin Forehead Nose Hand Pick wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do...
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Three's Company!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and you know what that means...do you? Do you know what that means? Yes? No? What that means is that we conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which one of these mascots you would invite for the third person in a threesome: Aunt Jemima (...
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Welcome Back, Mens Room Gold!

Hola Bitcholas, Some people already knew this, some people (like myself) did not, but we announced today that Mens Room Gold Lager is now available in cans and in 12 packs all around the Puget Sound. This makes us happy. It's already kinda mind-blowing to have our own beer. It's been 10 years but...
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Taster's Choice!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, it was accompanied with our weekly Mens Room Poll. Today we offered you this opportunity; put your tongue in one of the following for 30 seconds: Stranger's nostril Bowling Bowl Finger Holes Porta-Potty Seat Gym Shower Floor As always, choose...
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