Would You Endure This Sad Sandwich?

Would you attempt to enjoy this sad sandwich?
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Sad Sandwich Itch

Hola Bitcholas, I forgot to write a blog today, but then I remembered my piss-poor, pathetic 'sandwich' I had for lunch today. It didn't taste bad or anything, but look at how disappointing this sumbitch is! What's your lamest food experience? Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL...
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On the Way to Disney

Hola Bitcholas, Figured out how to make any sad story sadder...or any happy story happier for that matter. Just add these 5 magic words; "...on the way to Disney". This was a tragic discovery we made earlier in the day. There was a story in the news that was already horrible...but the headline...
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