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On the Way to Disney

Hola Bitcholas, Figured out how to make any sad story sadder...or any happy story happier for that matter. Just add these 5 magic words; "...on the way to Disney". This was a tragic discovery we made earlier in the day. There was a story in the news that was already horrible...but the headline...
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Blame the People!

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot to write a blog yesterday. It happens. So here I am today. Today we asked...well, we didn't 'ask', it was a fill-in-the-blank...but we wanted to know, "one time I had to clean up _____________!" We had 3 or 4 news stories to support the question and NONE of them had...
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Try Not to Admit Your Crime On the Air!

Hola Bitcholas, We asked, what I thought, was a simple question sure to inundate us with interesting stories. I was so wrong. We asked, "why were the police there to arrest somebody?" There are endless tales of police interaction but, seemingly, none of them were interesting. Not the stories we...
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Butt Why?!

Hola Bitcholas, Butts were making headlines for various reasons; a woman pooped on a cop, a guy was busted smuggling gold in his rectum, another guy rubbed fruit on his naked ass at a grocery store and then put the fruit back on the shelf, etc. Inspired by the glutes we asked WHY WAS A BUTT PART OF...
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Long Story Short, But NEVER Is!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's show was a disaster...a train wreck...a negative glitch. I don't know how or why or when it happened, but it happened. It felt like a collective effort to f**k it up this bad. It was, in some way, almost glorious. You know, like the way a pug is called 'cute' precisely...
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Have You Talked a Lot, But Said Nothing?

Hola Bitcholas, It doesn't matter what we talked about today, but just know that one caller stands out. And I wanna be clear that I'm not speaking ill of the guy, just being honest. He managed to do what I thought was impossible...he managed to tell a story devoid of anything interesting, and yet,...
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Yo Momma's So What?!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "If Your Car Could Talk, What Story Would It Tell?" This is a loaded question because we know that you and everyone you know does all sorts of things in their own car. Sing, fart, f**k, puke, pick your nose, masturbate...your car, if it could talk, could embarrass...
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