Beat the rhymes yourself!

YOU Can Take on the FCC at Home!

Play You vs The FCC while you're home!
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Close call for Ted vs The FCC!

Ted vs The FCC Was Almost Ruined by Paint!

Ted painted himself out of the corner against the FCC last time!
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Take On The FCC Like Ted!

The FCC won this round!
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Some kind of WIN in Ted vs the FCC

A WIN in Ted vs The FCC to Start the Year!

Ted vs The FCC and the..FCC lost.
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2019's Best of Ted vs The FCC

The year in Ted vs The FCC!
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Ask the Mens Room - Live Day Edition!

Ask us Anything! But send those questions NOW!
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A Duck-Sucking Win for Ted vs The FCC!

Ted vs The FCC ducked up.
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The Shortest Ted vs The FCC Ever?

Was this the fastest Ted vs The FCC of all time?
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3 Out of 5 Broke a Mens Room Rule Today!

Hola Bitcholas, Pain the Grass is in full swing and we, the Mens Room, will be there tomorrow. Looking forward to it and hoping to see your ugly mugs there. On that note, must go. I sh*t SEVEN times at work today, Miles 5, and Ted took yesterday off to recover from these weird poops. Hoping it's...
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Pick Your Poison!

Hola Bitcholas, Another rousing episode of 'Big Dummy' has come and gone but, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. The scenario is that you've died and gone to Hell. It's nothing personal, we're just assuming that you are an insufferable heathen. Anyway, you're in Hell, but Hell is kind enough...
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