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What's for Dinner?

Hola Bitcholas, Trying to figure out what I want for dinner. Let's just say that I didn't take the best care of myself last night, and so today I am starving. Have been all day. Started the work day (around 10 am) with a gyro from the food court across the street. After scraping off all of the veg...
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The Ol' Floppy Watson

Hola Bitcholas, I posted a blog (meaning I wrote it but Wobin actually posted it) about a new way to name your genitalia. No one asked us to, but we did anyway. It's a simple equation: name of your first pet and the name of the last (or most recent) pet you've owned. Yes, it's stupid, but that's...
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Which One of These is On Your Do NOT Call List?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day. We blew through about 55 questions today and that's only a little more than usual, but that's a lot of questions. Anyway, today's Mens Room Poll asked the following: all of these people have your phone number... Who do you hope does NOT call you: Kanye...
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The Name of Your Naughties

Hola Bitcholas, If your junk's name was a combination of the names of your first pet and last (or most recent) pet, what would it be? My penis would be named 'Duke Rainbow'. I kinda dig it, but I already named my penis. I did. His name is Lando Calrissian...same as the smooth-ass Star Wars...
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What Celebrity Do They Mistake YOU For?

Hola Bitcholas,​ Our CEO, David Field dropped by the office today, as he does from time to time. The company has about 250 stations, so he has a lot to say. I probably should listen. It's not that he wasn't sharing important information...it's that he looks lie Harry Connick Jr... and I just can't...
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Fifty Hiccups Are Enough!

Hola Bitcholas, I turned 50-years-old earlier this year and, frankly, I love the age. Hard to explain, but I just feel like I've lived enough life to have some modicum of wisdom and I get to do what I love. Seriously, I love being 50. Except for the 'physical' part. I say this because I'm nursing a...
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Redfestival with Us for the Cause!

Hola Bitcholas, As we continue to prepare for Redfestival (I'm sure you have your tickets, right? RIGHT?) we're reminded that this ridiculous, outdoor drinking shindig is for the Fisher House. Yes, it's for you and us, as it is a celebration of our common silliness, but it's for the Fisher House...
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Bathroom Chicken, Anyone?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about your bathroom story. Not the usual story of pooping or puking or rummaging through other people's medicine cabinets to see if they have anything worth stealing. Maybe that's just me. Anyway, the story that inspired us comes to us courtesy of (drop-dead gorgeous...
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Paint the Town Red With Us!

Hola Bitcholas, Redfestival is coming...like 'winter is coming'...it's a ways off, but inevitable. It's September 14th. Usually, Redfestival happens about 30 days after we announce it, so having some notice is nice. More importantly, it gives us more time to try and curate the things we really want...
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Boo, Hiss!

Hola Bitcholas, Been away for awhile but we're back...and quite happy about that. Believe it or not, we miss doing the show. It's our 'fun time', dig? But today, for no reason we can identify, there was this strange, high-pitched whistle that accompanied the entire broadcast. At first I was the...
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