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Which Cereal Mascot Can Stay Awhile?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day and, as always, we conducted our world- famous Men's Room Poll. Today we asked which one of these breakfast cereal mascots you would choose to live with for a year: The Trix Rabbit Count Chocula Cap 'N Crunch Tony the Tiger. Personally, I'm all about the...
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Enough Achoo for Me and You!

Hola Bitcholas, Been sneezing all day. Between the flu making the rounds and allergy season upon us, I am by no means the only person suffering a case of the 'itchy nose', but it doesn't make it any less annoying. On the bright side, each sneeze is very satisfying. They dig deep and bring the...
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Pants, Pants, Give 'Em A Chance!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Let the Booze Book Your Trip!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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Sin City Sounds Worse When Connery Says It

Hola Bitcholas, Today is Wednesday. This particular Wednesday is a Wednesday we've been waiting for because, well, the show is headed to Vegas for our annual pilgrimage. Technically it's a convention but...well, it's in Vegas, so...you know. That said, we will be there with the 'drunk in charge...
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Work Loading Zone

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot about a blog again today. I really did. No legit excuse but I'm gonna submit an excuse anyway. Uh....ah; Ted has been gone this week and the "extra work load" has distracted me. I don't expect you to believe that...and you shouldn't because it's a lie...but if I had...
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My Smell Isn't Well

Hola Bitcholas, Totally forgot about a blog today. Then Robin said, "Hey, is there a blog today?" I lied and said, "yea, yea, yea". Now I'm typing this to prevent myself appearing as an actual liar. The problem is that I've already admitted that I was lying, so this blog, which Robin will post, is...
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Much Like An Egg...Oh NO

Hola Bitcholas, Not much today, just a dumb joke we heard that I enjoy more than I think I should. What's the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once...and it's by your mom. Stupid, I know, but I like it. That's what I've got. Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! But...
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You Have to Sit Through One, Choose Wisely!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. In 'honor' of Valentine's Day, we asked which of the following 'romantic comedies' would you endure: If you're like me, well, God help you...but otherwise, if you're like me, you don't make it a point to watch...
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What's the Adult Equivalent of a Snow Day?

Hola Bitcholas, ​Word has it that my kids are finally going to go back to school tomorrow. I've lost track of how many days they've been off but it's been plenty. The thing that occurred to me today was what snow is in the eyes of a school-aged child. I never really considered it until today, but...
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