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You Spelled the Gross Thing Wrong

Hola Bitcholas, Two things today: #1: After espousing my undying hatred of snow in yesterday's blog, I went home and the first words out of my kids' face-hole was, "Daddy, will you go outside with us?" What I THOUGHT was, "Are you mother**kers serious?!?" What I SAID was, "Gimme a minute". Then I...
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Snow Is a No-Go!

Hola Bitcholas, Aww www...the snow. Snowmageddon. Snowpocalypse. Frozen Bullsh*t. Here we are again. I absolutely hate snow. Always have. Snow and I are natural enemies, not unlike lions and elephants. That said, everyone around me keeps commenting on how "beautiful" it is. Really? I don't see it...
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In The Show 3000, How Should We Party?

Hola Bitcholas, I posted about our 14th anniversary show last week. Actually, that's a bit of a misnomer; we discovered that last Friday was the 14th anniversary...we had no idea...but when we found out, we were kinda proud and felt the need to reflect. Anyway, I posted as much in the blog and the...
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Pick your Personal Poison!

Hola Bitcholas, "Big Dummy" day was in full swing and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll - Today's poll was; pick one of these to deal with: Flu/fever Scabies Measles Broken ribs Personally, I picked the flu...but only because I'm familiar with the misery. What would you choose? I'm outta...
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Can You Smell That Smell?

Hola Bitcholas, People have very often requested, asked and/ or demanded that we install a webcam in the studio. The general sentiment is that people want to watch us do the show. That's very flattering, but seriously, it's not exciting to watch; we're just sitting in chairs talking...but also,...
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Snow Day Blown Away

Hola Bitcholas, I want to preface this by saying that I love my kids. Every parent loves their kids, so that statement is just a prelude to throwing them under a bus. In this case it's all about the Monday after the Super Bowl. As a rule, we take that day off. It's the one day a year we know in...
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Happy Anniversary, Bitcholas!

Hola Bitcholas, Today happens to be the 14th Anniversary of the Mens Room. Miles, Ted and I landed in Seattle on this day in 2005 to start our show. So, here we are, 2978 shows later, wondering where the time has gone. It doesn't feel like 14 years. 14 years sounds like a long time, and I suppose...
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A Week of Fun, But Which One?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was that magical day we call "Big Dummy" day. Why do we call it a 'magical' day? Well, we don't. I completely made that up. However, it IS the day we conduct our Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted you to pick one of the following to endure for a week: Boot Camp (Marine) Hospital...
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Get Your Tickets to the Tastical!

Hola Bitcholas, Being that I write a blog 5 days a week, you'd think I would remember that I actually need to write a blog. You'd THINK that...and you'd be thing all wrong. I have an uncanny ability to forget or not notice things that are obvious to anyone who has a pulse. I will order something at...
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The Noises You NEVER Forget

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about 'kids being kids' moments...whether it's kids of your own or you as a kid. The question was inspired by myriad of different stories; 'kid calls 911 for help with homework...'kid calls 911 because he got snow pants for Christmas'... 'kid gets lost in forest for...
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