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Tell Us About That Thing You Bought

What did you buy? How much was it?
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You Know THAT Person On the News? WHY?

Why did that person you know make the news?
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Bathroom Chicken, Anyone?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about your bathroom story. Not the usual story of pooping or puking or rummaging through other people's medicine cabinets to see if they have anything worth stealing. Maybe that's just me. Anyway, the story that inspired us comes to us courtesy of (drop-dead gorgeous...
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Society is FILLED with Scholars!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Random Question Question Day, and one of the many questions we asked was, 'What's the dumbest question anyone has ever asked you?' This is part of what we heard... Stupid questions: A few years ago a friend of mine was a maintenance man on gathering of the Space Needle. He...
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That Time You Forgot Your Baby

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What did you or someone else totally forget?" The question was inspired by the story of a woman on a plane who realized that she'd left her BABY at the gate. Her baby. How in the f**k do you leave your baby at the airport?!? If you have kids, young kids, and you've...
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WHY?!: Bathrooms

Hola Bitcholas, We talked about 'bathroom stories' today. Conversation often deviated to bathroom cleanliness (or lack thereof). Why is the floor always wet? Why do people forget to flush toilets? Why is there always so much f**king pubic hair on toilet seats? Why do people think it's OK to wipe...
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Sufferin' Sabotage!

Hola Bitcholas, I've shared this story on the show before, repeated it today and have been asked to share it one more time on this blog...which is remarkably accommodating considering that this is my blog. Perfect. I'll start with the fact that I have not one ounce of regret. Working in restaurants...
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"Asking for a Friend", Right

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about scams. Two stories resonated with me; one was a story that inspired today's question...a man had a sexual relationship with two different women...and neither of them knew that he DID NOT HAVE A PENIS!!! Yeah, I dunno. This is the world we live in. The other...
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Tina, Tina, the Low-Hanging Hyena

Hola Bitcholas, You look fantastic today. I have a question; why do so many people know so many things about female hyena genitalia? I admit that this is a stupid question. Well, maybe it's not 'stupid', per se, but it is a fairly unexpected one. I think that's fair. Earlier today Miles and I were...
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Blood Boiling Over

Hola, OK. lemme just say this, just because the word "challenge" is added to the end of something doesn't make it a good idea. The "Ice Bucket Challenge"...remember that? I know, I KNOW, it ended up being a very successful campaign in the fight against ALS and brought us closer to a cure. I do know...
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